He can't burn himself on this hot take.

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facw > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/04/2018 at 14:14

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He’s got my support. Only hot drink I ever have is hot chocolate, and even then I prefer it more warm as opposed to hot.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/04/2018 at 14:14

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Poor Mack, imagine having never tasted mulled wine.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/04/2018 at 14:16

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*nods head in agreement while sipping on cold brew coffee*

Wacko > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/04/2018 at 14:17

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is he like 14 years old?

this is from his CNBC profile

E90M3 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/04/2018 at 14:18

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He’s obviously never blacked out off of B-52s while in Siberia.

Doesn’t know what he’s missing. 

TheRevanchist > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/04/2018 at 14:22

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Click bait on twitter is the worst click bait.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Wacko 10/04/2018 at 14:24

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He looks simultaneously 14 an d 41 at the same time.

The Dummy Gummy > facw 10/04/2018 at 14:27

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You seem like the type of person who has ice cream in the dead cold of winter...and that’s totally okay.

Ash78, voting early and often > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/04/2018 at 14:31

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Yeah, well, people who fill glasses up with ice before the beverage can go to hell with their watered-down crap.

Seriously, this is a pet peeve of mine. A couple cubes is fine, but most of the time you’re putting a cold drink INTO the ice. It’s already cold. And if it comes from a fountain, the CO2 cools it down, so always get your drive-thru drinks with no ice. You’re welcome for the 30% MORE FREE COKE I just gave you.

KnowsAboutCars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/04/2018 at 14:31

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This man has clearly never been anywhere where it gets cold.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/04/2018 at 14:32

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I’ll take my hot Toddy and leave then,

Edit: Also tea and coffee should be served one way, and one way onl y; hot, especially if you live in the southern climates. A nything less is an abomination and should be set on fire. 

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > E90M3 10/04/2018 at 14:33

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B52's aren’t supposed to be on fire... 

facw > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/04/2018 at 14:37

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Nope...

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Ash78, voting early and often 10/04/2018 at 14:40

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I fill my cup up with ice, but fill it with water. Drinks don’t stay cold for long in a hot kitchen.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > KnowsAboutCars 10/04/2018 at 14:41

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I mean he does live in New York. New Yorkers are on their own planet.

Ash78, voting early and often > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 10/04/2018 at 14:44

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Totally acceptable. Water + water = water.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > KnowsAboutCars 10/04/2018 at 14:49

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He’s literally from Cleveland. It gets cold there.

jimz > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 15:40

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kind of like Tucker Carlson?

jimz > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 17:12

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or like John Mulaney. “I don’t really look older, I pretty much just look worse.”